Differences Between a Wife and a Girlfriend

 

  1. A wife is like a TV, while a girlfriend is like a mobile phone.
  2. You watch TV at home, but you take your mobile with you when you go out.
  3. If you run out of money, you might sell the TV; when you have money, you upgrade your mobile.
  4. Sometimes you enjoy watching TV, but you often play with your mobile.
  5. TV is free to use forever, but if you don’t pay for your mobile, the services stop.
  6. TVs are big and often old, while mobiles are sleek, cute, and easy to carry.
  7. The cost of using a TV is usually low, but mobile expenses can be high and demanding.
  8. TVs come with a remote, but mobiles don’t need one.
  9. Most importantly, a mobile allows for two-way communication (you can talk and listen), while a TV only lets you listen.

And finally, TVs don’t get viruses, but mobiles can!

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